Brunch is wak!

Ferraris and Fax Machines

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, is that greed - for lack of a better word - is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed - you mark my words - will not only save Bonniere Films but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U. S. A.

Wall St.

So Bold,

So Brash,

Success Manual,

Don't talk to me about structure and arc talk to me about money.

Holy shits,

fuck your mustaches i gots back hair!

Puritan!

Comma, what! Puritan lilies and cab ride tears! Maine and space and houseboats. My dog misses the fuckkin lawnmower!

Marilee,

Here I Come.

Atlantic City T**tties,

but no dude, don't you get it? There's chips there. Gambling, get it? Chips?

Increased,

p a r t i c i p a t i o n

 in your life's

d a i l y r o u t i n e

Pittsburgh,

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY CRAIG STRAUSS, AUTHOR AND POET

Sneak Teaser...

"Till I Get My Way" by The Black Keys

Phallic Brooklyn

Just trying to catch up,

ranintosomeonetheotherdayanditwaskindofadragandifeellikeawaiternotawriter

Former College Residence of,

a unique and fictionalized relationship ELLE&GUY

Rides Bikes To San Fran,

isawBillNyebecomeDrBillNyethisweekendinBaltimoreandplayedabunchofbeerponggamestoo

I'm going to bring you some water, would you like bottled water or filtered tap water?

no wait this really does make sense because my dog needs her nails clipped and you thought i was just being lazy and putting two shits together because i lack the nerd energy to really think it through but turns out fuck you and i did, but of course this disclaimer was needed because otherwise you wouldn't have gotten it, except if you were my girlfriend because she is the one always begging me to bring the dog in to the nail place and leave her there so girlfriend can pick her up but i am afraid to leave her somewhere i don't know and just hope that these fucking strangers will take care of her and be nice to her... she has abandonment issues.

This too i guess, blah...,

film film film film film make that shit.