This too i guess, blah...,

film film film film film make that shit.

Only one of these kids will,

graduate from Korea.

Canada

Fucking, Canada?

We all need family,

but we don't get to chooooooose them. 

Get out from,

behind your high whores.

It is hard to stay on the wagon when,

there is Budweiser on every fucking corner.

Headed Back to,

Brooklyn for the kids.

I'm kind of into,

yellowrightnowandfindingafuckingapartment.

Pregnant Marines,

berth fugitive Marines.

Nicolette Sheridan is making,

me want to fucking vomit right now. Get a personality you privileged  xxx ...

This is a test,

Night Vision

i should have prepared better.

Viva la White Gurl,

speaking of girls, try and place the character above with the quote below:

"I'm just not into white chicks, man."

"I could never find a girl to date in New York or L.A."

Sidney about to,

administer some lickings to the Sens.

Buttons,

VMPR WKND WKND,

Down in front!

This knucklehead is headed,

to Korea! And not Koreatown, but fucking Korea!

(Good luck John John, miss you already!)

You'll be pretty when you get older,

promise.

Widescreen,

It's fucking appropriate that NYC looks so far away. And ironically this looks a great deal like the other city I'm going to live in some day.

Reckless and Preppy,

Part-time restaurant DJ,

BONUS

Two friends get into a white Cadillac driven by a black dude after getting off the LIRR in Jamaica. As the car starts off toward its destination one of the friends realizes that their is Indian music coming from the radio.

Friend One: What the fuck, what is this, Indian music?

Black Driver: Yeah.

Friend One: You're not Indian.

Black Driver: No.

Friend One: Yeah, well neither are we.

Driver then changes the station to Hot 97