Wall St.

So Bold,

So Brash,

Success Manual,

Don't talk to me about structure and arc talk to me about money.

Holy shits,

fuck your mustaches i gots back hair!

Puritan!

Comma, what! Puritan lilies and cab ride tears! Maine and space and houseboats. My dog misses the fuckkin lawnmower!

Marilee,

Here I Come.

Atlantic City T**tties,

but no dude, don't you get it? There's chips there. Gambling, get it? Chips?

Increased,

p a r t i c i p a t i o n

 in your life's

d a i l y r o u t i n e

Pittsburgh,

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY CRAIG STRAUSS, AUTHOR AND POET

Sneak Teaser...

"Till I Get My Way" by The Black Keys

Phallic Brooklyn

Just trying to catch up,

ranintosomeonetheotherdayanditwaskindofadragandifeellikeawaiternotawriter

Former College Residence of,

a unique and fictionalized relationship ELLE&GUY

Rides Bikes To San Fran,

isawBillNyebecomeDrBillNyethisweekendinBaltimoreandplayedabunchofbeerponggamestoo

I'm going to bring you some water, would you like bottled water or filtered tap water?

no wait this really does make sense because my dog needs her nails clipped and you thought i was just being lazy and putting two shits together because i lack the nerd energy to really think it through but turns out fuck you and i did, but of course this disclaimer was needed because otherwise you wouldn't have gotten it, except if you were my girlfriend because she is the one always begging me to bring the dog in to the nail place and leave her there so girlfriend can pick her up but i am afraid to leave her somewhere i don't know and just hope that these fucking strangers will take care of her and be nice to her... she has abandonment issues.

This too i guess, blah...,

film film film film film make that shit.

Only one of these kids will,

graduate from Korea.

Canada

Fucking, Canada?

We all need family,

but we don't get to chooooooose them. 

Get out from,

behind your high whores.

It is hard to stay on the wagon when,

there is Budweiser on every fucking corner.

Headed Back to,

Brooklyn for the kids.

I'm kind of into,

yellowrightnowandfindingafuckingapartment.

Pregnant Marines,

berth fugitive Marines.

Nicolette Sheridan is making,

me want to fucking vomit right now. Get a personality you privileged  xxx ...

This is a test,

Night Vision

i should have prepared better.

Viva la White Gurl,

speaking of girls, try and place the character above with the quote below:

"I'm just not into white chicks, man."

"I could never find a girl to date in New York or L.A."

Sidney about to,

administer some lickings to the Sens.

Buttons,

VMPR WKND WKND,

Down in front!

This knucklehead is headed,

to Korea! And not Koreatown, but fucking Korea!

(Good luck John John, miss you already!)

You'll be pretty when you get older,

promise.

Widescreen,

It's fucking appropriate that NYC looks so far away. And ironically this looks a great deal like the other city I'm going to live in some day.

Reckless and Preppy,

Part-time restaurant DJ,

BONUS

Two friends get into a white Cadillac driven by a black dude after getting off the LIRR in Jamaica. As the car starts off toward its destination one of the friends realizes that their is Indian music coming from the radio.

Friend One: What the fuck, what is this, Indian music?

Black Driver: Yeah.

Friend One: You're not Indian.

Black Driver: No.

Friend One: Yeah, well neither are we.

Driver then changes the station to Hot 97

Fingerbangin' at the bar,

Cultural Reproduction,

Gone With the Wind,

Baseball Players are Junkies,

Plucky Duck Management Corner,

I manage the kid on top from that Chelsea corner on bottom. Come find me on Sixth ave. around 7pm if you are interested in using him in your next Burberry, RL, Belvedere or Kohl's campaign.