Pittsburgh,

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY CRAIG STRAUSS, AUTHOR AND POET

Sneak Teaser...

"Till I Get My Way" by The Black Keys

Phallic Brooklyn

Just trying to catch up,

ranintosomeonetheotherdayanditwaskindofadragandifeellikeawaiternotawriter

Former College Residence of,

a unique and fictionalized relationship ELLE&GUY

Rides Bikes To San Fran,

isawBillNyebecomeDrBillNyethisweekendinBaltimoreandplayedabunchofbeerponggamestoo

I'm going to bring you some water, would you like bottled water or filtered tap water?

no wait this really does make sense because my dog needs her nails clipped and you thought i was just being lazy and putting two shits together because i lack the nerd energy to really think it through but turns out fuck you and i did, but of course this disclaimer was needed because otherwise you wouldn't have gotten it, except if you were my girlfriend because she is the one always begging me to bring the dog in to the nail place and leave her there so girlfriend can pick her up but i am afraid to leave her somewhere i don't know and just hope that these fucking strangers will take care of her and be nice to her... she has abandonment issues.

This too i guess, blah...,

film film film film film make that shit.

Only one of these kids will,

graduate from Korea.

Canada

Fucking, Canada?

We all need family,

but we don't get to chooooooose them. 

Get out from,

behind your high whores.

It is hard to stay on the wagon when,

there is Budweiser on every fucking corner.

Headed Back to,

Brooklyn for the kids.

I'm kind of into,

yellowrightnowandfindingafuckingapartment.

Pregnant Marines,

berth fugitive Marines.

Nicolette Sheridan is making,

me want to fucking vomit right now. Get a personality you privileged  xxx ...

This is a test,

Night Vision

i should have prepared better.

Viva la White Gurl,

speaking of girls, try and place the character above with the quote below:

"I'm just not into white chicks, man."

"I could never find a girl to date in New York or L.A."

Sidney about to,

administer some lickings to the Sens.

Buttons,

VMPR WKND WKND,

Down in front!

This knucklehead is headed,

to Korea! And not Koreatown, but fucking Korea!

(Good luck John John, miss you already!)

You'll be pretty when you get older,

promise.

Widescreen,

It's fucking appropriate that NYC looks so far away. And ironically this looks a great deal like the other city I'm going to live in some day.

Reckless and Preppy,

Part-time restaurant DJ,

BONUS

Two friends get into a white Cadillac driven by a black dude after getting off the LIRR in Jamaica. As the car starts off toward its destination one of the friends realizes that their is Indian music coming from the radio.

Friend One: What the fuck, what is this, Indian music?

Black Driver: Yeah.

Friend One: You're not Indian.

Black Driver: No.

Friend One: Yeah, well neither are we.

Driver then changes the station to Hot 97

Fingerbangin' at the bar,

Cultural Reproduction,

Gone With the Wind,

Baseball Players are Junkies,

Plucky Duck Management Corner,

I manage the kid on top from that Chelsea corner on bottom. Come find me on Sixth ave. around 7pm if you are interested in using him in your next Burberry, RL, Belvedere or Kohl's campaign.

The Illusion of Wealth,

All work and no pay,

Fuckitall,

Pens just scored. Never buy a HP product, HP computers are fucking useless. So much potential yet the inability to perform when it really matters. Buy a Apple.

I'm really just publishing something now because i don't love the picture below of Marilee, i mean, Marilee looks awesome, but the effect with the white in the bkgrd didn't come out as powerful as i had hoped. Whatevs...

I'm kind of extra stressed today, woke up out of a bad dream and have just been in one of those throw shit up against the wall moods:

No more breaking rules and i got new shoes today thanks Grandma!!!

john john

ok so here is a picture that is (seemingly) unrelated to my message in this one;

but the point is i'm going to DJ one night a week at a spot and even though it isn't going to be on sundays (all though it could) really the point of this one is that john john should move back to New York so i can rep him and we can start a creative team as a side project. oh so the picture would be the poster for my DJ "party" but yeah pictures and words cool man just send that shit out there like whatthefuckever

Yours to keep,

I was supposed to only put pictures that i took on this website, but i keep coming up with pictures I had nothing to do with but can't help it because THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY ASS PICTURES, RIGHT??? but although at this exact moment i haven't decided what picture i am going to put up the next one will be mine...

(tick, tick, tick)

I know its blurry, i painted it in watercolor muhfucker. take a step back then.

I want to add another one. I'm getting a dog and i have a picture of her, but i know when i get her i am going to take too many pictures of her and will ulitmately oversature its1982, so i am just going to wait on it.

Ok, so this one breaks two rules, one: no (recognizable) shots of me, and the one from above, two: that all pictures are to be taken by me at its1982.

Ok, but i have another one, and it breaks a rule but who cares i really love it.

This is my 'little' brother Jesse about to ruin some kid's life in a rugby match. It's playoffs right now for him and he is doing pretty well. He gets most of his points off his toe, 5 for 6 in the first half of his last game to make 15 (45-0 shutout f), but also scored a try (his first) in the regular season this year. If he wins this weekend I get to see him play the following weekend! I requested he cleated a kid in the neck during a victory pummeling and tell the kid that this was for his older brother. Holy shit, i just got chills thinking about it, playoff rugby and my brother in his gear and last year. Go Hopkins!

It's kind of the same thing: part II.

Ok these pictures seemed more similar in my head than before i put them ON MY BLOOOOGG BLOGS AAAARE SOO COoL and i have another one of john john that is more similar to the young lady (who i help manage, 'cause i'm a hussla baby) but it is too big and is it weird that i have two POOOSTsS in a row of johnjohn?