Just trying to catch up,

ranintosomeonetheotherdayanditwaskindofadragandifeellikeawaiternotawriter

Former College Residence of,

a unique and fictionalized relationship ELLE&GUY

Rides Bikes To San Fran,

isawBillNyebecomeDrBillNyethisweekendinBaltimoreandplayedabunchofbeerponggamestoo

I'm going to bring you some water, would you like bottled water or filtered tap water?

no wait this really does make sense because my dog needs her nails clipped and you thought i was just being lazy and putting two shits together because i lack the nerd energy to really think it through but turns out fuck you and i did, but of course this disclaimer was needed because otherwise you wouldn't have gotten it, except if you were my girlfriend because she is the one always begging me to bring the dog in to the nail place and leave her there so girlfriend can pick her up but i am afraid to leave her somewhere i don't know and just hope that these fucking strangers will take care of her and be nice to her... she has abandonment issues.