Growlers for Christmas

Xmas day. And it goes, a little, something, like, this:

Growlers for breakfast

Steak and Lob from Grams for dinner

Wall St. Cigars for desert

Bad Christmas movies will provide the entertainment

Plus, special guest appearances by some fellow Penguins fans?

(What am I missing? Please leave suggestions in the comment section. )

Le Christophe

Some other Stuff

b/w

Christmas,

is coming!

Pretty Much,

Blogging Mommies, Get a Job!

Momtourage blech

Someday died at Walmart this morning when he was TRAMPLED by Long Islanders looking for a good deal.

35 Years old, died working for Walmart

Who is this guy?

Mars Bar

Bodyguards,

or flash dancers?

Slanted

Enchanted

There's a fax machine in there,

Brunch is wak!

Ferraris and Fax Machines

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, is that greed - for lack of a better word - is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed - you mark my words - will not only save Bonniere Films but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U. S. A.

Wall St.

So Bold,

So Brash,

Success Manual,

Don't talk to me about structure and arc talk to me about money.

Holy shits,

fuck your mustaches i gots back hair!

Puritan!

Comma, what! Puritan lilies and cab ride tears! Maine and space and houseboats. My dog misses the fuckkin lawnmower!

Marilee,

Here I Come.

Atlantic City T**tties,

but no dude, don't you get it? There's chips there. Gambling, get it? Chips?

Increased,

p a r t i c i p a t i o n

 in your life's

d a i l y r o u t i n e

Pittsburgh,

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY CRAIG STRAUSS, AUTHOR AND POET

Sneak Teaser...

"Till I Get My Way" by The Black Keys

Phallic Brooklyn

Just trying to catch up,

ranintosomeonetheotherdayanditwaskindofadragandifeellikeawaiternotawriter

Former College Residence of,

a unique and fictionalized relationship ELLE&GUY

Rides Bikes To San Fran,

isawBillNyebecomeDrBillNyethisweekendinBaltimoreandplayedabunchofbeerponggamestoo

I'm going to bring you some water, would you like bottled water or filtered tap water?

no wait this really does make sense because my dog needs her nails clipped and you thought i was just being lazy and putting two shits together because i lack the nerd energy to really think it through but turns out fuck you and i did, but of course this disclaimer was needed because otherwise you wouldn't have gotten it, except if you were my girlfriend because she is the one always begging me to bring the dog in to the nail place and leave her there so girlfriend can pick her up but i am afraid to leave her somewhere i don't know and just hope that these fucking strangers will take care of her and be nice to her... she has abandonment issues.

This too i guess, blah...,

film film film film film make that shit.

Only one of these kids will,

graduate from Korea.

Canada

Fucking, Canada?

We all need family,

but we don't get to chooooooose them. 

Get out from,

behind your high whores.

It is hard to stay on the wagon when,

there is Budweiser on every fucking corner.

Headed Back to,

Brooklyn for the kids.

I'm kind of into,

yellowrightnowandfindingafuckingapartment.

Pregnant Marines,

berth fugitive Marines.

Nicolette Sheridan is making,

me want to fucking vomit right now. Get a personality you privileged  xxx ...

This is a test,

Night Vision

i should have prepared better.

Viva la White Gurl,

speaking of girls, try and place the character above with the quote below:

"I'm just not into white chicks, man."

"I could never find a girl to date in New York or L.A."

Sidney about to,

administer some lickings to the Sens.

Buttons,

VMPR WKND WKND,

Down in front!

This knucklehead is headed,

to Korea! And not Koreatown, but fucking Korea!

(Good luck John John, miss you already!)

You'll be pretty when you get older,

promise.

Widescreen,

It's fucking appropriate that NYC looks so far away. And ironically this looks a great deal like the other city I'm going to live in some day.

Reckless and Preppy,